Publicity Terror Tale #7: More Stupid Author Tricks

From another NY inhouse publicist, who brags (rails?), "I got a million of 'em!!":

1. The author who locked herself in the bookstore storage room with a bottle of Jack Daniels and wouldn't come out.
2. The author who was so drunk on a local talk show she fell out of the chair during the interview on live tv.
3. The author who wouldn't promote in Chicago because there was wind.