Now, Let's All Take Deep, Cleansing Breaths...

The NYT has a story today, In India, a Rare School Shooting, which contains this arresting sentence:

The boys had been quarreling for several days, Mr. Balan said, so much so that the principal had called their parents to school and recommended meditation.

Now there's an enlightened school principal! (More likely an unenlightened--or nonexistent--proofreader.)