White Christmas chance is 50/50Why this is dumb:
A white Christmas — at least like the ones we thought we used to know — is as unlikely in metro Denver as a sane shopping mall experience.
- We had a blizzard just before last Christmas, so it was very WHITE.
- As of yesterday, we had ca. 4" of snow on the ground, which is...um...WHITE.
- IT'S SNOWING LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW. There is at least 5" of new snow, which is--you guessed it!--WHITE. (And of course our street hasn't been plowed, which further jeopardizes our plans for dim sum & flick.)
Maintain subscription to the New York Times.
However, there was this priceless jump hed in the Post's print edition: