My Son the Rapper (and Political Satirist)

The smartasses at SomethingAwful.com are at it again. In response to the appearance of MC Rove at the Radio & Television Correspondents Association dinner, the SA crew have been posting raps for Karl Rove (poster boy for white guys who can't dance). The Boy Wonder composed these, which I think are brilliant:

Allow me to reintroduce myself
My name is ROVE, R to the OV
Used to hate liberals in the OC
Now I'm fightin the DMC, Rove!
Right out the gate I wanna kill Hussein
All those bombs I'd make it rain

With so much drama in GOP
It's kinda hard bein Karl R-O-V-E
But I, somehow, some way
Keep bustin on them 'crats like every single day
Well I might just get a few contributions (yeah)
After '06 I need some retribution (yeah)
Eight in the evening and the fundraiser's still rakin' in dough
Bitches payin eight grand for some chicken and potatoes

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and Clinton ain't one
I got 'crats crushin my strategy in 06
Tryin to put me down just for kicks
Bitches like Kerry want me to testify
He just tryin to rectify

So transcribe this: fuck off, you lost
Obama tryin to make a run for it
All the contributors with their money, pourin it
Best listen up, you ain't no Lincoln
Closest you'll get is lookin at mine
With the tail light blinkin