Monday, September 29, 2008

A Thoughtful Xmas Gift for Mom & Dad

Writer Janis Jaquith forwarded me a hilarious job posting from Craigslist, Ready to Write About My Sex Life - But I Suck at Grammar. Seems that a woman who's been wearing out the Hollywood casting couch needs help with her memoirs:
...after my husband left me for another actress that he met on a new set, I began to write about the men I met in Santa Monica, my old marriage, and what brought me to LA. Sometimes steamy, often sexy, and very real, I have been writing many paragraphs, but I need help - Preferably from a woman with a healthy attitude about men, dating, romantic, often lusty encounters, and basically my very story about a girl that finds herself sleeping her way thru LA....

So I am looking for help, because I would like to self-publish my stories by Christmas and send them to my family for always being there for me.... Going back East to see people I haven't seen in a long time. Christmas is only three months away....
I see this as the jump-off for a novel, not a ghostwriting job.

3 comments:

Melody said...

Guess what, Mom? People love me, they really love me.

Here, you can read all about it. In GREAT detail.

Melody Platz
www.melodysillyhumor.com

Carleen Brice said...

Jeez, my grandmother blushed that I used the word "deflowered" in my novel!

Mr. Obie Joe said...

Well, they do say writing is therapy. In her case, family therapy?