End Those Blurb Woes

Every writer cringes at the prospect of soliciting blurbs for their magnum opus. It's embarrassing, demeaning, [insert adjective here]. Well, cringe no longer! John Warner, author of FONDLING YOUR MUSE: Infallible Advice from a Published Author to the Writerly Aspirant, has devised the perfect solution: the Blurb-O-Matic. Just type in your book's title, then click "Create a Blurb" and--presto!--you have the perfect laudatory phrase. Book Promotion 101 is "fuzzy and radiant." I'm so proud.