Guffaw of the Day

Per a Slate piece, Jerry Seinfeld was recently quoted as saying that the case of Idaho senator Larry Craig is "one of the greatest things to ever have happened" to comedy." The proof came in today's Borowitz Report, beginning with its headline:

Craig: I Will Not Blow This Job

Idaho Senator Withdraws Resignation

It only gets better after that.

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