What I Want:
What I Don't Want:
PIERCE YO MOM--billboard outside a Denver tattoo parlor (sic punctuation)
FOR MOMMAS DAY
What I Got:
- Sparkly brooch, purchased by myself as a surprise from/to Darling Husband.
- An appalling quantity of plants at the Denver Botanic Gardens annual sale, ditto.
- Omelet & bacon for breakfast (my choice), lovingly prepared by DH.
What I'll Get...presumably:
A card from the Boy Wonder and maybe a gift--when he finally drags his teenage carcass out of bed. (Note time stamp below.) All I remember from last Mother's Day is that he made me a card with an apology from Gomez, the horse who smashed me all up.