As I was leaving the Cherry Creek Whole Foods yesterday, I noticed a door to the right of the exit. It was marked:Which got me thinking:
Customer Service Closet
- Is the closet for complaining customers? I'm sure there are plenty; affluent people tend to be more demanding, as I learned during a youthful stint at the Pottery Barn (aka "Poverty Barn") near Bloomingdale's. The closet has a very solid wooden door; no one would hear the cries of a Lexus driver being given a time out.
- Is the closet for servicing customers? No one would hear the Lexus driver's cries of passion either.