WETLANDS, by 30-year-old "television personality" Charlotte Roche (surprise! she's pretty and thin), has:
sold more than 680,000 copies, becoming the only German book to top Amazon.com’s global best-seller list.Ewww!!! Must. Erase. Mental. Picture.
The book, which will be published next year in the United States, is a headlong dash through every crevice and byproduct, physical and psychological, of its narrator’s body and mind. It is difficult to overstate the raunchiness of the novel...
[WETLANDS] opens in a hospital room after an intimate shaving accident...
...eventually reaching avocado pits as objects of female sexual satisfaction...Whoa. Avocado pits? Who knew? To think I threw two on the compost pile just this afternoon.
Hipster organic marital-aid tip:
Cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs (In the Realm of the Senses) and yams (performance artist Karen Finley) are so last-century.